First Seattle live show? Check.
blush, scarlet.: So today is Bestie's Day? Or something similar?
In that case, fuck yeah I’ll get on this bandwagon, but just quick-style, I have a life to get to, you know.
Bestie’s Day. Here are the first thoughts that came to mind.
Allison is my sister, and this is something I’ve talked about extensively. Yesterday, we got “Facebook divorced” after being…
I am dead. This photo has killed me with its charm.
(via joelzimmer:)
Nose Tap
Brie meets a dachshund on the street in the Lower East Side.
What we talk about when we plan meals
| K: | What should I do for dinner? |
|---|---|
| M: | Meh, I dunno. I've been eating like a Cathy cartoon all week. |
| K: | Word. |
What are you going to do this weekend?” “Well, I was going to take this class called ‘cooking for one,’ but the instructor killed himself
Liz Lemon— Spirit animal
You care about germs? I’ve seen you kiss a pigeon on the mouth.
Phil Dunphy, aloof dad
Sometimes, you just need a little new wave. Methinks I’ll be listening to the ‘Marie Antoinette’ soundtrack on a loop tomorrow.
Nerdy TV discussion AND Pac Man?! I’m all over this.
“Dude…open up, it’s me. I’m pretty sure I lost my keys.”
“One time, I stared at a diamond and it gave me a sunburn.” Let’s all go hangliding with a Dorito, everyone.
